Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Fake Mage Achievements

I read Critical QQ's post entitled "Magely Ideas for Achievements" where he was making up achievements for Blizzard's new mini-game that will release in Wrath of the Lich King. Critical QQ did invite more ideas so blame him for this post.

Vending MachineYou have successfully dispensed 1000 mana biscuits.
Educating AzerothAzeroth's average test scores have gone up thanks to your liberal applications of Arcane Brilliance.
Sheep ToucherYou have successfully broken your own sheep 100 times.
It's Always A RaceYou repeatedly beat people to specific locations using Blink.
Can Hold Your WaterYou have consumed 1000 glasses of glacier water and still haven't had to go.
Taxi CabYou have been recruited on 100 runs for the soul reason of opening portals for the group.
Found You!You have used your arcane explosion to uncover stealthed enemies 100 times.
O Hai!You have died as a result of accidentally blinking into a group of 5 or more enemies.

4 comments:

Zupa said...

Woot more magely achievements that I qualify for

many lols :)

krizzlybear said...

"That's not a sheep, THIS IS A SHEEP" - Polymorph 50 sheep critters.

gnomeaggedon.net said...

Man I hope we actually see some of the quality achievements and negative achievements we have all been talking about

Horizon said...

"You have died as a result of accidentally blinking into a group of 5 or more enemies."

Oh, the hazards of having Blink bound to the 1 key and Fireball bound to 2... :(